this is my human. when human is fussy, i just pet it like this.
as you can see, human is calm.
I’M SO MAD THE SHOW DIDN’T END BY LIKE “CARLY” WAKING UP IN THE HOSPITAL AND SHE WAS SURROUNDED BY DRAKE AND JOSH AND HER PARENTS AND THEY’RE ALL LIKE “MEGAN YOU WERE IN A COMA” AND SHE JUST SHOUTS “WHAT DID YOU DO TO ME YOU BOOBS” AND IT JUST ENDS
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When you’re watching a new episode of your favorite show and someone tries to get you to do something:
That is so accurate that’s it’s scary.
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“You’ll pay! You’ll all pay!” I yell at the customers waiting in line. I’m a cashier.
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Installed without directions…
I don’t know why I’m laughing so hard holy shit
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- Me: I'd like a Coke.
- Waiter: is Pepsi okay?
- Me: yeah, she's fine. the surgery went well and she's looking at a full recovery.
- Waiter: fantastic. I can't wait to see you two drop by here again. She's a nice gal even though she's got an odd name. I'll bring your Coke around in just a moment.
i am concerned about the person who wrote this episode
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